my will

whose wisdom won war
burning unknown joy
having folded his precious tobacco
with the paper will written

i have no  will for my son and daughter
i have no will for my family
i have no will for my friends
i have got will for multitudes of the world
i have got will for men and women
will that speaks not of myself
but natural words of my mouth

i have got bundles of words
words that begrudges for not digesting them
words that mocks your foolishness
words that correct your way
words that provokes your anger
and blinds at your diligence
words that contradicts your principles
failing to appreciate your bribery
and offers promise on condition
my will is an undesirable element

am only a mere channel
am only a servant of lord
only a servant to men and women
the world fears appreciating stupidity
hating the channel that conveys
cursing my bungalow of words
words of prosperity to the world
promises of eternity and joy
saving souls and spirits
words that take our burdens

Attraction

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• As I penned this letter the dazzling thoughts and threats issued by our local cleric threatened to spin off my mind from its orbit. They claim that love conquers all but I never believed this till I was proven wrong

  Hi my lovely pal. Are you still going on with your studies? Are you okay and healthy? Back here were fine. Our youth fellowship has grown tremendously in number, Beth has since been married to kipyego. Mwenda’s wedding is underway and Maggie’s courtship has been announced.
  Guyz here are trying hard to mend the potholes left on their faith
  Winnie has been querying me about you so much. While chatting she has been praising my ability to seduce even saints-you-by my charming tongue. Alarmingly she had even once sought the said security from me but I don’t want to repeat the same mistake.
  While chatting our minds once went wild and thought of match-mixing she once said that me and you can make great couples but……………
  Anyway am missing you here my friend. The devil that once possessed me has sometimes left me longing for the escapades that we once shared with you
  The purpose of jotting down this letter is to apologize to you, repent, seek forgiveness, reconcile and set up platonic friendship based on mutual respect. Its true I wronged you by flattering you my dear friend. What I said to you was not what I meant. It is sad that I never meant to love you but only attracted to. I was only attracted by you fine and perfect feminal curves and you gave in easily. I am sorry my dear friend
  You never seemed to realize that I only used flattering but touching words when I wanted you at my bed.
  I only treated you well because the holy book requires so. When I realized that our ‘love was merely seasonal I wanted to break the jinx but I had no moral fibber to do so. You portrayed the weakest part of a lady
  My sexual urge surpassed the mutual respect we had been advised by our cleric. Also you easily accepted my cheap nothings without a second thought you might have loved me yes, but I was only interested with what was between your legs. Forgive me for this and please accept reconciliation

  Perhaps winnie was right but its too early to conclude on anything. Although you loved me as your spouse and prepared for our life together in future my case was different darling. I love, adore and care for you as a friend but only attracted to you sexually.
  Undoubtedly your natural appeal is undisputable and striking, your beauty is incomparable and your heart is kind. But am afraid that continuing will only result to more intimate escapades prompting us to call it quits for now
  I have no doubt that soon you’ll get a good man for you or maybe God may do his wonders and rekindle our affair at the right time later.

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STAND UP COMEDIAN

 

You, stand up comedian
Why do you want to kill?
Why do you want to commit murder?
Will you stand the hang man noose?
Stop cracking my ribs
I am pitying you

A wider handkerchief
You call it boob top
A longer one
You refer to it as ‘mini’ skirt
Uncomfortable ‘skin tights’
Hahahaha……hipsters
And those disproportional shorts
You call them…….ahahaha
Whom are you trying to impress?

It makes me laugh
When I see you
Exposing your fatty parts
Do you think wives have no fats?
Stoopy cleavage
Don’t they have breasts?
Mini…..No!, micro skirts
Don’t they have warm thighs?
Surely, stand up comedian
You’re talented

The other day, You
Almost choked me with laughter
When I had you chanting
‘I want to lead this nation’
I almost collapsed
When your adversaries said
She has a clean sheet record
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Placards drawn
As ‘beautiful’ as the president
Then I wondered
Is that real beauty
Phony perhaps, indecent
And trashy to some extent
Ha ha ha ha
You haven’t lost
Your sense of humour

Decency beautifies smartness, gains respect,
enhances style and portrays natural beauty

WISE MEN (IV)

0.An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
1.Another day, another dollar
2.Any port in a storm
3.April showers bring forth May flowers
4.As you make your bed, so you must lie upon it
5.As you sow so shall you reap
6.Ask a silly question and you’ll get a silly answer
7.Ask no questions and hear no lies
8.Attack is the best form of defence
9.Bad money drives out good
10.Bad news travels fast
11.Barking dogs seldom bite
12.All roads lead to Rome
13.All that glisters is not gold
14.All the world loves a lover
15.All things come to those who wait
16.All things must pass
17.All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
18.All you need is love
19.All’s fair in love and war
20.All’s for the best in the best of all possible worlds
21.All’s well that ends well
22.A miss is as good as a mile
23.An apple a day keeps the doctor away
24.An army marches on its stomach
25.An Englishman’s home is his castle

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WISE MEN (III)

1.A poor workman always blames his tools
2.A problem shared is a problem halved
3.A prophet is not recognized in his own land
4.A rising tide lifts all boats
5.A rolling stone gathers no moss
6.A soft answer turneth away wrath
7.A stitch in time saves nine
8.A swarm in May is worth a load of hay; a swarm in June is worth a silver spoon; but a swarm in July is not worth a fly
9.A thing of beauty is a joy forever
10.A trouble shared is a trouble halved
11.A volunteer is worth twenty pressed men
12.A watched pot never boils
13.A woman’s place is in the home
14.A woman’s work is never done
15.A word to the wise is enough
16.Absence makes the heart grow fonder
17.Absolute power corrupts absolutely
18.Accidents will happen (in the best-regulated families).
19.Actions speak louder than words
20.Adversity makes strange bedfellows
21.After a storm comes a calm
22.All good things come to he who waits
23.All good things must come to an end
24.All is grist that comes to the mill
25.All publicity is good publicity

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WISE MEN (II)

1) A cat may look at a king.
2) A chain is only as strong as its weakest link.
3) A change is as good as a rest.
4) A drowning man will clutch at a straw.
5) A fish always rots from the head down.
6) A fool and his money are soon parted.
7) A friend in need is a friend indeed.
8) A golden key can open any door.
9) A good beginning makes a good ending.
10) A good man is hard to find.
11) A house divided against itself cannot stand.
12) A house is not a home.
13) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
14) A leopard cannot change its spots.
15) A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
16) A little learning is a dangerous thing.
17) A little of what you fancy does you good.
18) A man who is his own lawyer has a fool for his client.
19) A miss is as good as a mile.
20) A new broom sweeps clean.
21) A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind horse .
22) A penny saved is a penny earned.
23) A person is known by the company he keeps.
24) A picture paints a thousand words.

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DISILLUSIONED

really hate
dreams of myself
always bad they are

head submerged in water
in pool of blood
feelings teared to shreds
and stored in dustbin
desires soaked in water
and poured into drainage
dreams digested
and deposited in toilets
ambitions drunk
urinated in urinals
i always hate
such painful dreams

better dream for others
roses entwining illusions
colourful ribbons,rings
wedding mortals
and dreams of praise
to heroic leaders and soldiers
rather than,
self pitying dreams.

 

 

E-mili-on

Born he was not

Descended

Kukuru

Kakara

Hand held high was right

Hand holding sword was left

Catalogue wedged in his lips

Tummy’s full as termites

He came to save Kenya

He woke up every morning

His brain pumpkins bright

Runned away daily concentration camps

And got new ideas

He grew to build Kenya

Then a patriot oversea

Stole more ideas for Makerere

He broadened his catalogue

Everything on economics

He learned for Kenya

Mother Kenya chose him

She made him – of finance

The deputy leader

And late on royal chief

He is pride of Kenya

Free education was announced

Kazi kwa vijana launched

CDF born – ed

New constitution passed

He saved Kenya

Defiance

 

 

I shall not do what you want

I shall not dare follow your ways

I will even not bother thinking of them

I shall not accept you deception. Aah

Even me I have a mind dear

I will do what I think is right

What my God wants me to

What angel says is right

And that way

I will be assured

Of inheriting eternity