Why Raila Can make the best Harrambe stars coach

Why Premier Raila Odinga should be Harrambe stars head coach
	It’s around 9.45 pm when arsenal forward scores his today’s brace to sign the dismissal letter of west ham boss unromantic avram grant. As I rise to shout a hurrah for our third and winning goal, my mind perform some brilliant brainstorming to remind me of our fan number one , the right honourable premier and the current mediator of ivory coast peace talks. Every time our good boys go to the pitch, some boyish excitement seizes me trying to imagine how our fun number one react each moment a less neutral action occurs. For instance, Van persie’s first goal, last week’s bar hits and many more. As a result of our nation winning the heart of an economist, the higher education loans board also got the better of its part and our families got poorer. This explains why I couldn’t honour such a match pitying super harrambe stars and minnows super eagles but i had the honour to watch our fan number one from the comfort of my neighbour’s room. Of course minnows Nigeria spoilt our party and our premier’s week and the following events got crazy ideas going in mind. Having been last born in our family, being left handed and a quick brainstormer, I couldn’t help the already threatening seizure of old fantasy of creativity associated with men and women of my lineage. And perhaps for fear of irresponsibleness I could only attribute my claim of being an autonomous thinker to the loads of baseless philosophy “philos-sophia’ pumped to my blessed brain by non other than DR Tom Namwambah ( not Ababu Namwambah please). And for the love of soccer, the sport I’ve never been able to play, am well informed on all matters weighty or light that has been begrudging its success. The same ego that had put me in trouble earlier keeps nudging me in the bloody political arena. This is how my newfound love for PM Raila Odinga comes to be that were it not for my thirst and greed for softer meat I could have settled on more matured aspects of life. And as an information student, I couldn’t resist temptation to know more about my newfound love. In the existing set up of curriculum activities, conclusions make a great deal of any paperwork that is to be presented. And for fear of biased conclusions as I have always felled to temptations, my old and well guarded reservations duly advised me to observe a portfolio balance this time round This is how I come to the conclusion that my new found love could make a copy and paste of Jose mourinho and every other best coach in any sport you could think of, but could give a few pointers on a high school captain. Based on the simple research that I borrowed from my mind……………………… ………   …………to be continued.w

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Why Premier Raila Odinga should be Harrambe stars head coach

 

 

Members of Kenya’s 10th Parliament

Member Constituency Party Benjamin Kipkirui Langat Ainamoi ODM Sally Jemngetich Kosgei Aldai ODM Edwin Ochieng Yinda Alego/Usonga ODM Ojaamongson, Sospeter Odeke Amagoro ODM Benedict Fondo Gunda Bahari ODM Sammy Silas Komen Mwaita Baringo Central ODM Asman Abongotum Kamama Baringo East PNU William C. Kipkiror Baringo North ODM Charles Cheruiyot Keter Belgut ODM Christopher Mogere Obure Bobasi ODM Simon Ogari Bomachoge ODM Beatrice Cherono Kones Bomet ODM Charles Onyancha Bonchari ODM Oginga, Oburu Bondo ODM Namwamba Ababu Budalangi ODM Bifwoli, Wakoli Sylvester Bumula PNU Abdi Nasir Nuh Bura ODM-K Frankilin Bett Buret ODM Oparanya, Wycliffe Ambetsa Butere ODM Alfred Bwire Odhiambo Butula ODM Gitobu Imanyara Central Imenti CCU Kajembe, Ramathan Seif Changamwe ODM Isaac Kiprono Rutto Chepalungu ODM Joshua Serem Kutuny Cherangany ODM Beth Wambui Mugo Dagoretti PNU Bare Aden Duale Dujis ODM Moses K. Lessonet Eldama Ravine ODM Margaret Jepkoech Kamar Eldoret East ODM Ruto, Samoei William K. Eldoret North ODM Peris Chepchumba Eldoret South ODM Ferdinand Ndungu Waititu Embakasi PNU Elijah Kiptarbei Lagat Emgwen ODM Wilber Ottichilo Khasilwa Emuhaya ODM Sugow, Ahmed Aden Fafi KANU Paul Otuoma Nyongesa Funyula ODM Mutava Muyimi Gachoka PNU Dhadho Gaddae Goghana Galole ODM Francis S. K. Baya Ganze KADU-A Mungatana, Danson Buya Garsen NARC-K Kenneth, Peter Gatanga PNU Clement Kungu Waibara Gatundu North PICK Kenyatta Uhuru Gatundu South KANU Midiwo, Washington Jakoyo Gem ODM Karua, Martha Wangari Gichugu PNU Peter Njoroge Baiya Githunguri SAFINA John Mbadi Ngóngó Gwasi ODM Khaniri, George Munyasa Hamisi ODM Ntoitha M”Mithiaru Igembe North PNU Frankilin Mithika Linturi Igembe South KANU Haji Yusuf Mohammed Ijara KANU Boni Khalwale Ikolomani NEW FORD-KENYA Kuti, Mohammed. Abdi Isiolo North NARC-K Abdul Bahari Ali Isiolo South KANU William Kabogo Gitau Juja NARC-KENYA Poghisio, Samuel Losuron Kacheliba ODM-K Ndambuki, Gideon Musyoka Kaiti ODM-K Nkaisserry, Joseph Kasaine Kajiado Central ODM Saitoti, George Kajiado North PNU Samuel Kazungu Kambi Kaloleni PNU Simon Mbugua Kamukunji PNU James Maina Kamau Kandara PNU Alfred Khan’gati Kanduyi ODM Michuki, John Njoroge Kangema PNU Johnson Nduya Muthama Kangundo ODM-K Julius Recha Murgor Kapenguria ODM James G. Kwanya Rege Karachuonyo ODM Elizabeth Ongoro Kasarani ODM Joseph Oyugi Magwanga Kasipul-Kabondo ODM Wavinya Ndeti Kathiani CCU Chepkitony, Lucas Kipkosgei Keiyo North ODM Jackson Kiplagat Kiptanui Keiyo South ODM Evans Bulimo Akula Khwisero ODM Stanley Munga Githunguri Kiambaa KANU Philip Kyalo Kaloki Kibwezi ODM-K Nemesyus Warugongo Kieni PNU Jamleck Irungu Kamau Kigumo PNU Barnabas Muturi C. Mwangi Kiharu PNU Lewis Nguyai Nganga Kikuyu PNU Gideon Sitelu Konchela Kilgoris PNU John Harun Mwau Kilome PICK David Eseli Simiyu Kimilili FORD-K Rai, Samuel Gonzi Kinango FORD-P David Mwaniki Ngugi Kinangop SISI KWA SISI Kimunya, Amos Muhinga Kipipiri PNU Kiprono Langat J. Magerer Kipkelion ODM John Ngata Kariuki Kirinyanga Central FORD-ASILI Hassan Ali Joho Kisauni ODM Nyong’o, Peter Anyang’ Kisumu Rural ODM Shabbir Ahmed Shakeel Ahmed Kisumu Town East ODM John Olago Aluoch Kisumu Town West ODM Ngilu, Charity Kaluki Kitui Central NARC Isaac Mulatya Muoki Kitui South ODM-K Charles Mutisya Nyamai Kitui West NARC Richard Momoima Onyonka Kitutu Chache PDP Walter Enock Nyambati Osebe Kitutu Masaba N LP Julius Kipyegon Kones Konoin ODM Zakayo Kipkemoi Cheruiyot Kuresoi ODM Machage Wilfred Gisuka Kuria DP Wekesa, Noah Muhalangángá Kwanza PNU Maalim Farah Lagdera ODM Kiunjuri, Festus Mwangi Laikipia East PNU Ndiritu Muriithi Laikipia West PNU Joseph Lekuton Laisamis KANU Abu Mohamed Chiaba Lamu East PNU Twaha, Yasin Fahim Lamu West NARC-K Odinga, Raila Amolo Langata ODM David Njuguna Kiburi Mwaura Lari PPK Mwalimu Masudi Mwahima Likoni ODM Peter Mungai Mwathi Limuru FORD-P Judah Katoo Metito Loitokitok NARC-K Khwa Shakhalaga Jirogo Lugari KADDU Atanas Manyala Keya Lurambi ODM Victor Kioko Munyaka Machakos Town ODM-K Amason Kingi Jeffah Magarini ODM Gidion Kioko Mbuvi Makadara NARC-KENYA Peter L.N. Kiilu Makueni ODM-K Shitanda, Peter Soita Malava NEW FORD-KENYA Maitha Gideon Mungáro Malindi ODM Hussein Mohamed Abdikadir Mandera Central SAFINA Mohamed Hussein Ali Mandera East ODM Mohamed, Muhamud Maalim Mandera West ODM Emilio Mureithi Kathuri Manyatta DP Mbau, Elias Peter Maragwa PNU Kilimo, Linah Jebi Marakwet East KENDA Boaz Kipchumba Kaino Marakwet West ODM Mbai, Benson Itwiku Masinga ODM-K Clement Muchiri Wambugu Mathioya PNU Empraim Mwangi Maina Mathira SAFINA Chirau Ali Mwakwere Matuga PNU Were, David Aoko Matungu ODM Kajwang’, Gerald Otieno Mbita ODM Mutula Kilonzo Mbooni ODM-K John Pesa Dache Migori ODM Hellen Jepkemoi Sambili Mogotio UDM Joseph Nganga Kiuna Molo PNU David K. Koech Mosop ODM Mohamud Mohamed Ali Moyale ODM Omar Mbwana Zonga Msambweni ODM Fred Chesebe Kapondi Mt. Elgon ODM Olweny, Patrick Ayiecho Muhoroni ODM Kabando Wa Kabando Mukurweini SAFINA Benjamin Jomo Washiali Mumias ODM Kilonzo, Julias Kiema Mutito ODM-K Balala, Mohammed Najib Mvita ODM Daniel Mutua Muoki Mwala ODM-K Andrew Calist Mwatela Mwatate ODM Peter Njuguna Gitau Mwea PNU Musyoka, Stephen Kalonzo Mwingi North ODM-K Musila, David Mwingi South ODM-K John Michael Njenga Mututho Naivasha KANU Lee Maiyani Kinyanjui Nakuru Town PNU Okemo, Chrysanthus Nambale ODM Ntimama, William Ronkorua Ole Narok North ODM Nkoidila Ole Lankas Narok South ODM Jeremiah Ngayu Kioni Ndaragwa PNU Joshua Orwa Ojode Ndhiwa ODM Githae Robinson Njeru Ndia PNU Japhet M. Kareke Mbiuki Nithi KANU Francis Chachu Ganya North Horr ODM Silas Muriuki Ruteere North Imenti MAZINGIRA Wilfred Moriasi Ombui North Mugirango/Borabu KANU Pollyins Ochieng Anyango Nyakach ODM Fredrick Otieno Outa Nyando ODM Robert Onsare Monda Nyaribari Chache NARC Samson Kegengo Ongeri Nyaribari Masaba KANU Peter Edick Omondi Anyanga Nyatike ODM Esther Murugi Mathenge Nyeri Town PNU Erastus Kihara Mureithi (Dr.) MBS, HSC Ol’ Kalau PNU Kibaki, Mwai Othaya PNU Martin Otieno Ogindo Rangwe ODM Nicholas O. Gumbo Rarieda ODM Luka Kipkorir Kigen Rongai ODM Dalmas Angango Otieno Rongo ODM Cecily Mutitu Mbarire Runyenjes PNU Wycliffe Musalia Mudavadi Sabatia ODM Eugene Ludovic Wamalwa Saboti PNU Hussein Tarry Sasura Saku ODM-K Raphael Lakalei Letimalo Samburu East ODM Lesirma, Simeon Saimanga Samburu West ODM Justus Kizito Mugali Shinyalu ODM Lenny Maxwell Kivuti Siakago SAFINA Wilson Mwotiny Litole Sigor ODM Wetangula, Moses Makisa Sirisia PNU Joyce Cherono Laboso Sotik ODM Murungi, Kiraitu South Imenti PNU Manson Nyamweya South Mugirango FORD-PEOPLE Margaret Wanjiru Kariuki Starehe ODM Nelson Ributhi Gaichuhie Subukia PNU Shaban, Naomi Namsi Taveta KANU Francis Thombe Nyammo Tetu PNU Alex Muthengi Mburi Mwiru Tharaka PNU Munya Peter Gatirau Tigania East PNU Mwiria, Valerian Kilemi Tigania West PNU Kosgey, Henry Kiprono Tinderet ODM Ethuro, David Ethuro Turkana Central PNU Munyes, John Kiyonga Turkana North PNU Josephat Nanok Koli Turkana South ODM Aggrey James Orengo Ugenya ODM Cyprian Ojwang Omollo Uriri ODM Yusufu Kifuma Chanzu Vihiga ODM Danson Mwazo Mwakulegwa Voi ODM Ibrabim Elmi Mohamed Wajir East ODM Hussein Gabbow Mohammed Wajir North ODM Abdirahman, H.Ali Wajir South KANU Adan Keynan Wehliye Wajir West KANU Wekesa B.A. Sambu Webuye ODM James Ondicho Gesami West Mugirango ODM Gumo, Fredrick Omulo Westlands ODM Thomas Luhindi Mwadeghu Wundanyi ODM Kilonzo Charles Mutavi Yatta ODM-K Yakub Mohammad Dori Nominated ODM Nyamweya George Omari Nominated PNU Abdalla Amina Ali Nominated KANU ©2010 Parliament of Kenya. 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